britta-perry:

Ellen tells Kristen there’s a sloth nearby. x

KRISTEN: So the day of my birthday we’re sitting in the living room and we hear a knock at the door, and he [Dax] says, “Your present’s here, why don’t you go grab the dogs and go in the back room.” And I had no context for knowing what it was. But I grab the dogs, walk into the back room of the house, and I was immediately overcome and I thought there’s a sloth here. There’s a sloth here, it’s close, it’s gonna happen! And I didn’t know how to process that because my entire life had been waiting for this moment where I would get to interact - I’m serious! - with a sloth. And I, first thing you should know about me: if I’m not between a 3 and a 7 on the emotional scale, I’m crying. If it’s too sad, if I’m too excited. Always. […] So I am sitting on my bed knowing that a sloth is here. I start to have a full-fledged panic attack. I don’t know how to compete with all this emotion so I just kind of crawl up on the bed and I’m crying so hard and Dax knocks on the door and he has a video camera like, “SURPRISE! I want you to come out into the — are you alright?!” And sees me basically fetal on the bed.

ELLEN: I think you brought a little footage of that, I cannot wait to see it.

KRISTEN: I did. It’s worth watching ‘cause it’s embarrassing, so we can take a look.

(Source: misha-collins)

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beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

egobus:

sometimes Blaine goes to his teddy bear, Katy Beary, for love advice 

usually it doesn’t work… 

KATY. BEARY.

THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS.

convixial:

In which Blaine hasn’t told his family he’s dating a guy .. much less Kurt

(Source: kurtcedes)

convixial:

Darren Criss… inducing philosophy since 1987. 

Making me question if I am truly a vegetable since 1987.

(Source: kurhummel2)

Everybody say ‘whoo!’, every father say ‘what am I doing here?’
- Meredith Stepien (via stepienalien)
The only reason Sebastian is the captain of the Warblers is because his father bought them all Nimbus 2001’s

(Source: iamcourtneyann)